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Lord Ertihan · Jul 14, 2006, 04:50 PM // 16:50

I apologise if there's such a thread already, but I thought it might be fun for us to make up a list of joke titles

. Let me start off with these:

Loser
Left the game 50 times.

Nubcake Loser
Left the game 150 times.

OMGWTFBBQ [email protected] L053r
Left the game 450 times.

(Mainly as a poke of fun at those irritating leavers.)

Or how's about:

Death's Adjunct
Died 5,000 times.

Bit the Dust Way Too Many Times
Died 10,000 times.

Alesia
Died 30,000 times.

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Let's see some other really funny titles!

Lets Get to Healing · Jul 14, 2006, 05:06 PM // 17:06

No, just no . . . . Belongs in Sardelic anyways . . .

Taurucis · Jul 14, 2006, 05:09 PM // 17:09

I like the one about Alesia.

Anyways, here's a few of mine.
Rich Person
Received 25 Black Dye drops.

Dye Magnet
Received 50 Black Dye drops.

I Farm Way Too Much
Received 100 Black Dye drops.

Wammo
Aggro'd 500 mobs.

Ninja-Wannabe Assassin
Aggro'd 1000 mobs.

Prince Rurik the II
Aggro'd 1500 mobs.

Konrow · Jul 14, 2006, 05:14 PM // 17:14

Cow-tipper
Killed 50 cows

The Anti-Cow
Killed 150 Cows

tuna-fish_sushi · Jul 14, 2006, 05:24 PM // 17:24

Dancer
Danced for 1000 minutes

Hip Hop Super star
Danced for 2500 minutes

No Life Dancer
Danced for 5000 minutes

Making the Band
Played instrument for 1000 minutes

Made the Band
Played instrument for 2500 minutes

Rock Star
Played instrument for 5000 minutes

Lord Ertihan · Jul 14, 2006, 05:53 PM // 17:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lets Get to Healing

No, just no . . . . Belongs in Sardelic anyways . . .

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Ertihan

I thought it might be fun for us to make up a list of joke titles

.

Lighten up some

. None of these are ever intended to be used by Anet and I'd frankly be shocked if they did. Anyway, here's another:

Murderer
Killed 1 Player Character.

Conqueror
Killed 1,000 Player Characters.

God
Killed a player character for each account on your realm.

(

I'm not trying to be religiously irreverent here, but this is from a pretty famous quote, "Kill one man, and you're a murderer. Kill a thousand and you're a conqueror. Kill everyone and you're God.")

Kylista · Jul 14, 2006, 06:20 PM // 18:20

WAMO in training
Argo'd 100 mobs

Wannabe Henchman
Argo'd 200 mobs

Henchman
Argo'd 300 mobs

Riken Chrono · Jul 14, 2006, 08:06 PM // 20:06

for Kylista's i had a bad experience with Stefan soo

Stefan
Argo'd 500 mobs

Witchblade · Jul 14, 2006, 08:33 PM // 20:33

lol master

Suggest 100 stupid title idea

omg adept

Suggest 500 stupid title idea

lord of the rofl

Suggest 2000 stupid title idea

ultimate kikoololer

Suggest 5000 stupid title idea

Thorivol · Jul 14, 2006, 09:31 PM // 21:31

Chuck Norris.
Killed 1000 players.

bulletsmile · Jul 14, 2006, 10:01 PM // 22:01

ok so this thread seems to almost ONLY have funny titles, so i'm going to break through with some serious ones:

Where's my life?: played guildwars for 100 000 hours
.....just kidding.......

Conqueror: when reached 1 000 000 exp
Grand Conqueror: when reached 3 000 000 exp
Master Conqueror: when reached 10 000 000 exp

Slayer: when killed 1000 enemies (only enemies on lv.20 and over counts)
Mighty Slayer: when killed 5000 enemies (only enemies on lv.20 and over counts)
Brutal Slayer: when killed 10 000 enemies (only enemies on lv.20 and over counts)
Legendary Slayer: when killed 50 000 enemies (only enemies on lv.20 and over counts)

Tyrian Rank 3 Captain: when you have 1 character that have been through all the outposts, towns and missions in Tyria and have completed all the Titan quests.
Tyrian Rank 2 Captain: when you have 3 characters that have been through all the outposts, towns and missions in Tyria and have complete all Titan quests
Tyrian Rank 1 Captain: when you have 5 characters that have been through all the outposts, towns and missions in Tyria and have complete all Titan quests

Canthan Rank 3 Captain: when you have 1 character that have been through all the outposts, towns and missions in Cantah and have defeated Shiro.
Canthan Rank 2 Captain: when you have 3 characters that have been through all the outposts, towns and missions in Cantah and have defeated Shiro.
Canthan Rank 1 Captain: when you have 5 characters that have been through all the outposts, towns and missions in Cantah and have defeated Shiro.

Weapon Merchant: when you have found 70% the different weapons in the game (does not included traded, greens and quest weapons)
Weapon Master: when you have found 100% the different weapons in the game (does not included traded, greens and quest weapons)

Footman: when you have completed 40% of the quests in Tyria (does not include special event and pre quests)
Soldier: when you have completed 60% of the quests in Tyria (does not include special event and pre quests)
Officer: when you have completed 80% of the quests in Tyria (does not include special event and pre quests)
Commander: when you have completed 100% of the quests in Tyria (does not include special event and pre quests)

Townsman: when you have completed 40% of the quests in Cantha (does not include special event quests)
Guard: when you have completed 60% of the quests in Cantha (does not include special event quests)
Acolyte: when you have completed 80% of the quests in Cantha (does not include special event quests)
Royal Guard: when you have completed 100% of the quests in Cantha (does not include special event quests)

World Leader: when you have completed 100% of the quests in Cantha (does not include special event quests)

mypansy · Jul 16, 2006, 05:29 AM // 05:29

oh oh oh i have one!!

titles~
a little chubby---- 100 bean cakes eaten
chubby------------500 bean cakes eaten
Fat---------------1,000 bean cakes eaten
Fat lard-----------5,000 bean cakes eaten
HOLY GOD!!!------10,000 bean cakes eaten
grandmaster cupcake--- 50,000 bean cakes eaten

(would be cool) lol

Priest Of Sin · Jul 16, 2006, 08:49 AM // 08:49

My ideas are a little closed minded, but I digress...

Forgemaster Assistant: 1 Full set of FoW armor purchased.
Forgemaster Defender: 2 Full sets of FoW armor purchased.
Forgemaster Sentry: 3 Full sets of FoW armor purchased.

Meat Shield: 300 enemy attacks blocked with stances.
Party Defender: 500 enemy attacks blocked with stances.
Immortal Defender: 1000 enemy attacks blocked with stances.

Minion Summoner: 100 minions summoned.
Minion Master: 500 minions summoned.
Master Of Death: 1000 minions summoned.
Greater Evil: 10000 minions summoned.
Greatest Evil: 100000 minions Summoned.
King/Queen of the Damned: 1000000 minions summoned.

Silencer: 1000 actions interrupted.
Master Silencer: 10000 actions interrupted.
Grandmaster Silencer: 100000 actions interrupted.

I seem to have come up with a non-funny batch of titles

However, I do have ONE funny one that i'd like to see implemented.

Saw the Other Side: has died 10,000,000 times.

rong626 · Jul 16, 2006, 09:44 AM // 09:44

Come Guys Get More Serious Names For The Titles!!

seanedsw28 · Aug 06, 2006, 10:26 PM // 22:26

titles
stipper------100 minutes of dancing without your armor on.
exebitionist-----500 minutes of dancing without your armor on.
OH BABY!!!!! ------1,000 minutes of dancing without your armor on.